The Bible is Full of some Badass Mofos

I was trying not to just post links to things that are funny but, hey, the semester is almost over, this is funny, and I've got other things to do than blog at length about the Top 9 Badass Bible Versus. But a quick sample regarding Moses' Egyptian incident in Exodus 2:

"Moses, seen here, is about to murder the hell out of an unsuspecting Egyptian."

"Moses later defeated the Egyptian Pharaoh, who, if we remember correctly, had been using Hebrew slaves to construct a 40-foot-high armored battle suit capable of launching nuclear missiles to anywhere in the world."

Found via Boing Boing. And obvious thanks to *sigh* Cracked.com.