Fox sure is one strange company. First they cancel Futurama, then after years of fan pressure revive it, and finally, with whatever insane boardroom reasoning, decide to begin producing a beverage from the show. Trademork reports Fox has applied for a trademark for the name Slurm in all beverage forms. I don't see Coffee Slurm in the near future, but really neither did I see, um, Slurm. Maybe they're just paranoid and have no plans for actual production. That's reasonable, but remember this is Fox.
Now I'm sure Slurm is going to be hella tasty (I'm more sure it'll taste awful, but I'll drink it loyally nonetheless) but I am wondering if it'll actually be harvested from of a giant and arguably evil worm. Will this fact be disclosed to the world, or might it just become an urban legend amongst soda drinkers? Possible slogan for the intial debut: "Not worm shit."
Really though, I'm willing to put up with the occasional world domination attempt by the Slurm Queen if I get the chance to hang out with Slurms McKenzy, the original party worm. Whimmy wam wam wozzle! Let's party!via bbgadgets.
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